Bet you think this Birthday card is late, but it isn't!
It's the envelope that's late!   (Isn't that just like an envelope?)
This birthday card's from all of us...
Licking the envelope was quite disgusting.
Did you know that there were some great people born on your birthday?
Like you, for instance!
The sands of time...
... you've got enough to start your own beach!
We both sent you this birthday card...
Individually, it's doubtful either of us could have completed the task.
On your birthday, think young!
It's the next best thing to being there!
Is it your birthday?...
... or is somebody trying to signal an alien civilization in another galaxy?
After awhile, birthdays can get pretty hairy!
Today's forecast:
... A 100% chance of aging.

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