Miscellaneous
[CENTIPEDE LYING ON BACK]
Hope you are back on your feets real soon!
You passed your exams!
Let's see an atheist refute THAT miracle!
You're a great boss, and I don't say that to just anybody...
I only say it to people with the power to fire me!
I'm concerned about your whereabouts.
Why aren't they hereabouts?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you...
I'd be too filthy rich to have anything to do with you!
Your doctor will be able to take good care of you 'cause he's a specialist!
... and you're the specialist person in the world!
I'd wish you good luck but I don't believe in luck.  I believe in hard work, discipline, and a refusal to give up...
... but since you don't have any of those traits -- good luck!
[BABY WEARING SUNFLOWER ON HEAD]
Sorry to hear you've been feeling sunny-side down!
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