Nonsense-Risque
No trees were destroyed to make this card!
But some people's front doors were stolen when they weren't looking!
I'll love you till the Sun stops shining...
Then I'll STILL love you -- I just probably won't be able to SEE you!
Thought for Your Birthday:  If George Washington were alive today, he'd be over 250 years old!
(And very few people would want to sit next to him on a bus!)
I Vant...
... your vanger!
I came.  I saw.  I fell in love.
But not in that order.
Happy birthday to a man whose middle name is 'Sex'...
And whose first name is 'I'm not getting any.'
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