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If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you...
I'd be too filthy rich to have anything to do with you!
Your doctor will be able to take good care of you 'cause he's a specialist!
... and you're the specialist person in the world!
I'd wish you good luck but I don't believe in luck. I believe in hard work, discipline, and a refusal to give up...
... but since you don't have any of those traits -- good luck!
[BABY WEARING SUNFLOWER ON HEAD]
Sorry to hear you've been feeling sunny-side down!