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Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
And they say TODAY'S songs have stupid lyrics!
Just my luck! I wanted to go out as the Invisible Man this Halloween...
... but I couldn't find my costume anywhere!
Question: How many fruitcakes are on this card?
Answer: Too damn many.
Did you know I'm half Irish?
That's why only ONE of my eyes is smiling!
Know why Santa uses reindeer instead of moose?
Moose can't fly.
Know why we eat fruitcake during the holiday season?
If we ate carrot cake, there'd be a shortage of snowman noses!