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David Schecter

Popular humorist for newspapers across the country; renowned gag writer for cards, magazines, calendars, posters, and other products; science fiction film and soundtrack expert; acclaimed record producer and liner note writer; creator of an innovative form of storytelling to help foster creative thinking in young children; business manager for film composers; public relations man; music reviewer; copywriter and conceptor (is that a word?) for toy companies; humor writer for licensing projects involving Star Wars, The Honeymooners, The Three Stooges, The Mask, Andy Capp, Batman, Ziggy, Married With Children, Ren And Stimpy, The Simpsons, Hagar The Horrible, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, Dennis The Menace, The Twilight Zone, The Lockhorns, Beavis And Butt-Head, Funky Winkerbean, The Jetsons, Archie, Scooby-Doo, Popeye, The Brady Bunch, Hi & Lois, The Flintstones, Marvel Comics, Mad Magazine, Betty Boop, Looney Tunes, The Tonight Show, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and more...

With over two decades in the humor-writing business, David Schecter’s studio and alternative copywriting continues to be funny, fresh, and exciting.  At the same time, his best-selling greeting cards from years past continue to make gobs of money for his publishers, as they are reprinted again and again. Where does David’s endless supply of original ideas come from?   Well, to listen in on him sitting at his desk thinking up fabulous copy, click below!

Click here for the sound of ideas!
Know why jack-o'-lanterns are usually smiling?
If you had the contents of your head scooped out, you'd have a stupid grin on your face, too!

On this site are many examples of David’s published writing. David has so many card samples in his collection that he was forced to build an addition onto his home.  Even so, David cuts off the blank area on the inside of his cards so he’ll have more room in his house.  Because of this practice, he was recently able to free up enough space to allow him to purchase a set of encylopedias he’s had his eye on for some time.

TO SEE MANY MORE SAMPLES OF DAVID’S WRITING,
PLEASE USE THE BUTTONS ON THE LEFT

Despite his many accomplishments, David has a deep-rooted need to always be busy, and he would love the opportunity to contribute to whatever writing needs you might have.

So please don’t hesitate to call him at (800) 788-0892 (how many gag writers come with their own 800-number?!) or (818) 886-8863.  Or you can fax him at (818) 886-8820.  If you e-mail David, he will always respond in a timely and courteous fashion, and he’ll never send you any of those annoying “smileys.”  However, if you talk to him over the phone, he’s been known to utter a smiley or two...

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